Also, holy shit, I had the creepiest dream ever last night. IT WAS FREAKY. It starts out like some movie. Trailers, title, and all that. There's a man with his 2 year old son and he's teaching him how to type on the computer. TURNS OUT THE BOY IS GENIUS. But the problem is whenever he uses his incredible genius, he AGES. Like 3 years. HAHA, WTF. It was weird in the dream but now it's just funny. Okay, anyway. His wife is on the sidelines and she's all "HUSBAND, HE'S JUST A BABY. LEAVE HIM ALONE. LET HIM DO 2 YEAR OLD THINGS." The man gets all frustrated and the wife is tired with his bullshit and she leaves. HE SHOULD STOP MESSING WITH THE LIGHTNING. SO UNPROFRESSIONAL.
Now, I'm actually in the room with them. With a guy wearing a pink sweater who really looks a lot like Carlton from Fresh Prince.
...IDK. We're just watching the whole thing all Big Bang's Lie MV-esque. If this were real, we'd be the DVD's commentary section.
MOVING ON. Alright, so. Years past. The man and his genius now 20 year old son (when he shouldn't be) are just there in their lonesome house. The man decides to go on a blind date.
[My friend just called to take me to a photoshoot at 2. I SO EXCITEDED.]
He and Date decide to meet at a spa that looks like an apartment in a horror movie. How romantic...? Date is a young blonde lady who immediately has the hots for him. They get into the tub and turn on the heat (of the water). ALL OF THE SUDDEN, WIFE SHOWS UP. Well, Ex-wife now. She's all "Fancy seeing you two here!" OMG COINCIDENCE~ Like it's not odd that she just suddenly popped up at a empty apartment spa with now only three people inside. Me and Carlton-lookalike are pleased at the turn of events. We are also in the tub, by the way. Only with clothes on. ...idfk.
Date is like "OH HALE NAW. BACK OFF, BETCH." But Ex-wife is oblivious and starts flirting with her ex-husband. :|
We get a nice shot of the son at home who is growing older by the second. He's not really doing anything except sit there so maybe he can't turn his genius off anymore. GUISE. IT'S COMING. If you know what "it" is then IRONY HAS ARRIVED.
Kay so, we return to apartment spa and Date decides to go insane and bust all the glass with her silettos. She screams at Ex-wife to gtfo. Ex-wife decides for the good of all three people and busts her head on the tub. The man is unphased apparently cause he just watches from now on.
Date runs off. Ex-wife is not dead. Infact, she isn't even bleeding. Damn. She runs after Date. Good idea.
I can't really remember the events that lead up to Date being the one running after Ex-wife threatening to kill her again. But it happens and they are fully clothed this time around. They are running down the hallway and Ex-wife screams for help. I thought we established that they were the only ones in the whole building besides indifferent man. For reasons unknown, the place is flooded now. Ex-wife weakly splashes Date to try and throw her off. The water doesn't even reach. Me and Carlton-lookalike laugh and mock this. I actually manage to splash him in the face and he is not pleased. I laugh harder. WE'RE SOAKING WET ALREADY, WHY DOES IT MATTER?
The man decides to flee the scene and behind him the building explodes. Both women are dead. HE'S SO BADASS, HE DOESN'T CARE. Seriously. Eerie background music decides to play. SOMETHING BAD IS A'COMIN. Like it hasn't already but my subconscious is weird. He arrives home to meet his son. "Son?" he calls. Someone steps out of the shadows. It is a scary old man. (He really was scary looking.) The man is shocked. "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?"
"Dad, it's me." The son replies with lack of teeth.